Was tooling around on the internet (in a concentrated effort to avoid work) and came across this solution for cataracts: taking a few drops of urine from a 1-3 month-old-breast-milk-fed baby, and rubbing it on your eyes.
First of all, I don’t know how you’d even COLLECT such a specimen.
And secondly, I want to know who was the genius that decided to try that as a cure?