by NatashaDeen | Feb 5, 2014 | Darwin Award, Failure Wins, Life
Because the first-two ingredients are cream & skim milk, and thus, when you wake up at 5 AM and decide to eat it, you can do so guilt-free because it satisfies your dairy requirement.
by NatashaDeen | Oct 8, 2013 | Darwin Award, Life
When you open your Outlook and the inbox is EMPTY. Which it shouldn’t be. Then you panic (in a macho, manly way of course). And then you realize you’d somehow scrolled to the bottom of the screen. And then you further realize maybe you need to catch up on...
by NatashaDeen | Aug 4, 2013 | Darwin Award, Life
Good Idea: Putting the box of old files in the study, where the cats can’t access the papers. Bad Idea: Sticking it just inside the door, so when I (barely awake) stumble into the pitch black room I almost take myself out and spill the cup of tea in my...
by NatashaDeen | Dec 6, 2010 | Darwin Award
Wondering why my foot is killing me, then realizing (after 3 hours of wearing it) that the sock is too tight and cutting off my circulation.
