In the spirit of Jeff Foxworthy’s hilarious “You Might Be a Redneck If¦” I present my version, “You might be a writer if:”

1. If you’ve ever gotten into an argument with the grocery about their everyday prices versus their every day prices, you might be a writer.

2. If correcting the grammar errors in the newspaper takes more time than reading the articles, you might be a writer.

3. If you’ve ever started writing a complaint letter and found it morphing into a spy thriller, you might be a writer.

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