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Why Choose Haagen Daz?

by NatashaDeen | Feb 5, 2014 | Darwin Award, Failure Wins, Life

Because the first-two ingredients are cream & skim milk, and thus, when you wake up at 5 AM and decide to eat it, you can do so guilt-free because it satisfies your dairy requirement.

And Then You Have the Horrible Moment…

by NatashaDeen | Oct 8, 2013 | Darwin Award, Life

When you open your Outlook and the inbox is EMPTY. Which it shouldn’t be. Then you panic (in a macho, manly way of course). And then you realize you’d somehow scrolled to the bottom of the screen. And then you further realize maybe you need to catch up on...

Lesson of the Day

by NatashaDeen | Aug 4, 2013 | Darwin Award, Life

Good Idea: Putting the box of old files in the study, where the cats can’t access the papers. Bad Idea: Sticking it just inside the door, so when I (barely awake) stumble into the pitch black room I almost take myself out and spill the cup of tea in my...

Darwin Award #45

by NatashaDeen | Dec 6, 2010 | Darwin Award

Wondering why my foot is killing me, then realizing (after 3 hours of wearing it) that the sock is too tight and cutting off my circulation.

Why Choose Haagen Daz?

And Then You Have the Horrible Moment…

Lesson of the Day

Darwin Award #45

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