Possible 2014 Goal?

by | Jan 10, 2014 | Life

…I think I’ll design a clock alarm that sounds like a cat vomiting. Then, when I’ve made billions off that, I’ll go into the diet market and sell videos of a dog eating the vomit. The world will be thin & never late for an appointment,...

Because We’ll Never Forget

by | Nov 11, 2013 | Life

To all the men and women who have served and continue to serve, and to their families, thank you for sacrificing so we can be free. In Flanders fields the poppies blow Between the crosses, row on row, That mark our place: and in the sky The larks still bravely singing...

Happiness is…

by | Oct 15, 2013 | Life, The Zoo

sharing my breakfast with Gus. Not like I have a choice. He’s lying on my papers and thus preventing me from doing any work. What a great cat!

And Then You Have the Horrible Moment…

by | Oct 8, 2013 | Darwin Award, Life

When you open your Outlook and the inbox is EMPTY. Which it shouldn’t be. Then you panic (in a macho, manly way of course). And then you realize you’d somehow scrolled to the bottom of the screen. And then you further realize maybe you need to catch up on...